Source: pandor4
Source: implicational
Ovaries
- Me: It beats the pie thing.
- Jazzy: What?
- Me: Remember the pie incident?!
- Jazzy: OH! I THOUGHT YOU SAID OVARIES!
Source: darthariskywalker
I guess that went well. My dad finally figured out Skype and was super amazed like whoa this is spiffy technology and things of that nature. Liesl came when I called and she’s getting so big. Nietzsche wasn’t having it. Next time he calls he’s gonna make sure my stepmom is there too. She was busy doing paperwork.
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
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Source: im-cool-like-that
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
No one, ever (via meggannn)
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